FlightNight - 31st May 2025 - Monaco Med-ley
Hola and Bonjour you massive bunch of lovely people.
This week we have been tasked to provide an urgent response for one of the racing car drivers taking part in the Formula 1 action this weekend.
Said driver left a packet of one of their favourite protein enhanced carrot snacks out in the sun on a yacht after last weekends race. We are to fly their personal assistant, Daphne, back to Monaco from their current location in Barcelona and allow them to take the snacks from the boat to their apartment in Monaco.
For that, we shall be flying, in the first half of the flight, from Barcelona (LEBL) to Nice LFNM at about 350kts in some form of luxury private conveyance.
Once we've landed at Nice everyone is going to have to "get to da choppa" as some bloke once said and get our devil's blenders out, flying to Monaco Heliport (LNMC) where we shall ferry things back and forth from the yacht anchored just offshore. She'll be easy to spot as she goes by the name of:
and has been borrowed by the racing driver from a Mr Cassie of somewhere in Scotland, he's quite insistent you don't leave mouldy snacks on the deck.
Scenery with The Busty Wench in various locations (for shizz and giggles) will be provided by the end of Thursday for you to practice with.
For the first half you must bring something with a nice luxury seat for Daphne and can cruise at 350kts for 1hr duration. For the second half you must bring a chopper you can land on a yacht without fecking it up. Savvy?
See you there!
Comments
I left my Yacht docked at Ibiza....................................
My, what an active imagination!
supra omnia ego sum amicus tuus
Question about the route, is the first leg flying directly LEBL to LFMN over the sea of following the coast?
Right, I need some help.
For whatever reason my FG install isn't showing up any custom scenery I try to use.
I need someone who's previously got scenery working to have a look at this and see if it works, or why it doesn't, for me?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ke4QtH1Mga20HCfEF984wzB9pWK95w4Y/view?usp=drive_link
If you spawn at Monaco LNMC you should see, heading slightly East, a selection of maritime lovelies, including The Busty Wench.
I've been messing with it all day to try get it to work, when I suspect it did initially and it's just my FG messing up, so it might have things in the wrong place but I can't see the wood for the trees.
Lol....Alex Alex....funny story for the Flight.You have fantasy my friend...you have.With fantasy is the life richer.... you are a good Papa....definitely.
Have a funny Flight boys...we are going to a Birthday.
Doctor Birthday...well four doctors in any case are there and maybe more I don't know...but not all of them are doctors...for example we are not doctors....honey bunnies.
So see ya maybe next time.... I thing so.
Mr. Alex
It worked for me alright.
But I don't think this object is even a legit thing,(OBJECT_STATIC Models/Geometry/Kuznetsov/Kuznetsov.xml 7.45380902 43.75042627 -0.0862 212.0 0.0 -0.0), It may have been a soviet carrier at one time or another.
I can't find it in the scenery website, github or even google doesn't find a downloadable model . If you have this object or know where I can find it please let me know.
N-66
So it's working for everyone?
Fair enough!
The Kuznetsov is in my default FG data folder, it's certainly there in FGData:
https://gitlab.com/flightgear/fgdata/-/tree/next/Models/Geometry?ref_type=heads
Photoscenery for LEBL/LFMN/LNMC airports only - OneDrive link:-
LNMC
In keeping with the Pirat theme there are alot of black patches in the scenery
Fantastic - thank you, Oly.
Anyone decided what they are bringing yet?
Were rather short of luxury flying planks. Helicopters are no propblem.
Final version of the scenery, to complement Oly's orthos.
See you all there!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rWcxXfufbOQ7976CvbkAtIv4N1dsqdKx/
I have re-run the scenery generator too reduce the number of black rectangles
LNMC
Install as before
Orthos link isnt working. Says its expired
forget that, i was using the old link
New link says archive corrupt.
got it to download proprly on the 3rd attempt
Big choppers wont fit.
If you are the kind of FGUK'er who prefers a bigger chopper then I have, thanks to my kind nature, allowed various other larger maritime assets you can go and play on if the busty wench doesn't meet your needs.
All size of choppers are welcome!
Also if anyone is looking for a nice stress free conveyance for the first half then don't forget about the BAe-125 which fits the bill nicely:
I’ll try to be there, if I am I’ll be in the Hawk T2 for the first half then one of the 500s for the heli portion.
CJ
OrbitalMartian
Callsigns: G-ORBI
I don’t suppose we have any AW1x9’s that are available for this evening?
CJ
OrbitalMartian
Callsigns: G-ORBI
nope
Where do I get your version of the BAe-125, Alex?
Edit: Never mind - I finally got Helijah Hangar to load.....
http://helijah.free.fr/flightgear/tar.gz/bae125-12-03-2025.tar.gz
VooDoo
I'll try to come, too, will take the Cessna 550 Citation II from the Launcher /FGAddon
Oswald
... too slow, I guess. BAE 125 for me, too
Yummidy! A plethora a fine ships to land upon and chase wenches! Good stuff, Alex!
VooDoo
I thought FGUK had one on the Git, that's where I got the one I use.
CJ
OrbitalMartian
Callsigns: G-ORBI
The links aren't loading for me. No orthos tonight for me then.
CJ
OrbitalMartian
Callsigns: G-ORBI